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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1872 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 17 |
Imagine a world where everyone is forced to use a toaster that only burns your bread to a crisp every single time. That’s basically what life is like on this Minecraft server without our amazing features!
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