Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 20
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 347 Enchantments Applied: 189
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues

    BookSequelCraft: The Quest Continues
    Do you ever wish your favorite book had a sequel? Well, imagine if Minecraft had a sequel! Join our server and experience the thrilling continuation of the Minecraft story where Steve discovers a hidden underground civilization of talking creepers who just want to be friends. Will Steve be able to unite the overworld and the underworld in harmony? Find out on our server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7947
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun

    NAD+ Boosting Mitochondria Fun
    LOL come join our minecraft server where we boost your NAD+ with our secret agent nicotinamide mononucleotide! Your mitochondria will be poppin’ like never before, especially when fighting off those pesky creepers in our world.

    We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AndesShell Minecraft server

    AndesShell Minecraft server
    The owner of the AndesShell server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Walz Blew It Minecraft Server

    Walz Blew It Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid the drama of politics. Join us and leave the RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! drama behind, just like Kamala should have done after that debate disaster. And as for Walz, well, let’s just say he’s not invited to our server – we don’t need any more screw-ups here! So come on over and let’s build a world where Trump winning in a landslide is just a distant memory.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General

    Minecraft SMP – Male Stable Diffusion General
    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server ever! This server is strictly for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep things manly and testosterone-filled around here.

    But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.

    And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.

    So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server

    BabyBumpReveal Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama will ruin your birthday dinner! Unlike real life, on our server, you can celebrate your 30th birthday without any surprise announcements stealing your thunder.

    Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.

    Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server

    SisLiedNephewCried – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and deceit that will make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ores Mined: 4846
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 4812 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4322 Crops Grown: 2006

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Crops Grown: 7882
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1551 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 81
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Farms Harvested: 399
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Towns Built: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Potions Brewed: 194
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Potions Brewed: 121
    Farms Harvested: 502 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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