Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 297 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 2157 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Emeralds Found: 1765
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9921 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3304

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 752988 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Ores Mined: 4089 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4955
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mines Excavated: 4629
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Emeralds Found: 693
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5934 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Mines Excavated: 1458
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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