Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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