Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

    Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 184 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

    Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

    So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2274 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Runes Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty AF – Mine for Days

    Crafty AF – Mine for Days
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

    So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3679
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

    Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server
    Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

    Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity
    Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Runes Activated: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

    Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!
    Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

    Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

    If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 214
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

    Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dimension Hops: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

    Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!
    Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

    Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 199
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

    Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

    Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

    WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Back in Block City

    Back in Block City
    Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 211
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 314401 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

    Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

    East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

    So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

    Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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