Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 New Chunks Explored: 653663
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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