Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
Magic Items Found: 2244 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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