Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 8304
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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