Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    “Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Ravencraft Server Overview

    Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

    Server Address mc.ravensburg.org
    Rules Click here
    Gallery Click here

    About Us

    • New map for 1.21
    • Periodic world border expansions
    • Hard difficulty
    • Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
    • Firespread is turned ON
    • Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
    • Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
    • Dynmap
    • Discord
    • LGBTQI+ friendly
    • Grown-ass adults

    We’re Looking for Players Who

    • Are 18 and over
    • Don’t use hacks or cheats
    • Are respectful of other players
    • Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

    If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Star Shards Collected: 200
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Dragon Eggs Found: 6106
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Touching Grass Minecraft Server

    Touching Grass Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

    Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
    Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

    3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mines Excavated: 1259 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SeatSnatcherCraft

    SeatSnatcherCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of high school and join a community of players who actually appreciate you! Unlike that girl in 11th grade who can’t seem to mind her own business, our server is full of friendly players who won’t try to cheat off your test answers or make fun of you behind your back.

    Join us and build your own virtual world where you can focus on what really matters – like mining for diamonds and battling mobs. Plus, we have a strict no-cheating policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone peeking at your screen while you’re trying to survive in the wilderness.

    So come on over to our server and leave the high school drama behind. Trust us, you’ll have a much better time hanging out with creepers and zombies than dealing with mean girls who can’t appreciate a good seat in class.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 293 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 238
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • IDGAFcraft

    IDGAFcraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the most chaotic and unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in! We don’t care about your feelings, your opinions, or even your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, upside-down trees, and a secret underground society of sentient potatoes plotting world domination. Who needs rules when you have pure, unadulterated chaos? So come on, join us if you dare, and leave your sanity at the door!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockBusters: Beirut Boom

    BlockBusters: Beirut Boom
    come join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF takes down Hezbollah! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, except we use pickaxes instead of superpowers. join us as we rid the land of evil and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and enchanted gear. come be a hero with us and take down the bad guys like a true warrior!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Zenith MC

    Zenith MC

    Join the Ultimate Survival Experience! Server: Zenith MC IP Address: ZenithMC.mcserver.us Version: 1.21 Game Mode: Survival Multiplayer Difficulty: Normal Mods: Vanilla Gameplay (No Mods) Whitelist: OFF (Everyone Welcome!)

    Explore a community-driven, vanilla survival world! Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or redstone enthusiast, Zenith MC is the perfect place to start your next journey. Come and join us for a pure Minecraft experience with no mods—just you, your creativity, and the wild!

    Join our Discord for community events, updates, and support: Zenith MC Discord

    What are you waiting for? Jump in and be part of the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Cubywars

    Cubywars

    Welcome to CubyWars!!This server is based on the bungee server network.We offer SMP ( Classic ) and Skyblock (customed)as of right now and we will expand our network once we reach our community goal.We do offer a rank system which you can get by purchasing it on our network store or by getting it in-game.We also implemented Custom Cosmetic to make our server unique to us.There will be more stuff you can find out yourself by joining our server. Hope to see you there!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

    Turnabout SMP: Where griefing is just a figment of your imagination. Age 16+ and still blaming the lag for your bad builds

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events We are entering a Halloween event and planning a museum.
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone and provides a safe place to play.
    Quality of Life Addons Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more.
    Shopping and Minigames District Explore and participate in various activities.
    Mayoral Elections Players can influence the rules of the shopping and minigames district.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Protection for items and builds with rollback capabilities.
    24/7 Uptime The server is always online and ready for players.

    For more information and to join the community, visit our Discord server.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join Turnabout, you need to be whitelisted. Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.

    2. Is there an age requirement to play on Turnabout?

    Yes, Turnabout is a 16+ server.

    3. Are there rules in the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a friendly and respectful community. Please review the rules on our Discord server before playing.

    4. Can I participate in the events and minigames?

    Absolutely! We encourage all players to join in on the various events and activities hosted on Turnabout.

    5. How do I report a player for stealing or griefing?

    If you encounter any issues with stealing or griefing, please contact a staff member on the server or report the incident on our Discord server.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

    CuddleCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling bad for your bros? Do you just want to cuddle with someone, kiss their face, and call them a cutie patootie? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Rub their tummy, rough up their hair, and embarrass them in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a wild ride of virtual affection and chaos! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have all the fun on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP

    /turnleft/ Xfinity Food City 300 Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re racing around Bristol Motor Speedway on a pig while trying to avoid creepers and zombies at every turn. But that’s not all – this SMP is so wild that it’s actually being aired on the CW Network! Can you imagine the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging Dale Jr. as he zooms past in 13th place? It’s a thrill ride like no other, so grab your antennas and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TripToTherapy Minecraft Server

    TripToTherapy Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life like poor Irene spreading food and cat litter on your bed! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will make you forget all about spoiled kids and messy situations.

    Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun, unlike dealing with John and Palm who seem to be more interested in their fancy vacations than their own daughter’s well-being. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course).

    So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs a psychologist when you can just play Minecraft and build your own world without any spoiled kids ruining it? Let’s escape reality together and have a blast on our server – where the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Animals Bred: 28
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2983 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4012
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HomeDepotPupper

    HomeDepotPupper
    Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.

    Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?

    EndlessCraft SMP: Sex Time Limit?
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us for endless fun and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs through a lava obstacle course.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sex Olympics” where players compete to see who can last the longest in a… unique endurance challenge. Will you be the last one standing or will you crumble under the pressure? Only one way to find out!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of questionable content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mines Excavated: 3141
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Ores Mined: 1211 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SodaCraftersUnited

    SodaCraftersUnited
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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