Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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