StripClubBudget100 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Farms Harvested:	851	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	499809
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mines Excavated:	3831	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	6020
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	875296
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2263	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	5685	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	594642
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	7572

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	249
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Towns Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Votes:	2286	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0