StretchyPixelLove | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Factions Reimagined

auction house, Bedrock Support, Boosters, Boss Battles, Custom Enchants, custom npcs, Custom terrain, Discord integration, Economy, Factions, Gui Shop, Hardcore Events, MCMMO, netherite, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server Events, StatTrackers, Survival, Towny

– ZERO Pay 2 Win! (LIFETIME GUARANTEE) No crates, no buying your way to the top with ranks, no purchasing in-game items. Everything is EARNED! – Custom Factions-Towny hybrid server, large cities and nations cooperating or competing – War mode with prep time and Discord integration! Notified on Discord when war is declared, giving time for you and your faction to prepare (no more getting offline’d!) – Premium Boss plugin, adventure into the world and fight new foes to unlock exciting rewards and earn Boss Tokens and Shards depending on the difficulty of boss! – Custom GUI shop allowing the player to quickly buy or sell items using /shop (along with an auction house /ah!) – MYTHICAL SHOP in spawn with Custom Enchants and items! Purchased using in-game Cash, Boss Tokens, and Rare Shards – Premium Fishing that rejuvenates the old system into a rewarding and enjoyable new way to earn loot! – Custom NPCs with dialogues and Quest lines – Free Progression, unlock new ranks, features, commands, and limits through quests and server play time! (Set more homes, access more player vaults, etc.) – Season ending Hardcore event! End the season with a shrinking world border by being the last player alive and win a huge reward going into the next season! – Leveled Mobs that get stronger and tougher as you work your way to the center of the map, offering more rewarding and exclusive loot for those who dare to fight them. (Make sure you’ve got netherite!) – Old 1.18 PVP Combat, McMMO, StatTrackers, Spawners, Server-wide Boosters, Custom Terrain, GUI menus, Bedrock Support, active Discord community, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

RivalMC

1.16.2, 1.21, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, Cross-Play, CrystalBox, Discord, Economy, Elytra Box, games, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, OneBlock, Practice, QuickBox, RivalMC, Server, smp, Store, Support, Survival

RivalMC is a top-tier Minecraft Server Network, offering an exciting range of games like Lifesteal SMP, BoxPvP, Elytra Box (QuickBox), Practice, CrystalBox, and much more coming soon. RivalMC boasts a vibrant community, excellent staff, regular giveaways, and an active Discord server.

BEDROCK & JAVA SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` BEDROCK IP: `play.rivalmc.cc` (Port 19132)

Supports versions from 1.16.2 to 1.21!

Join Our Community! – Store: https://store.rivalmc.net – Discord: https://discord.gg/rivalmc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HexSMP- Where Creepers are scarier than taxes! Join us for some explosive fun in our Minecraft server with a twist!

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HexSMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Chat Games	Engage in fun chat games with the community and earn rewards!
Player Economy	Trade, sell, and build wealth in the player-driven economy.
Leveling System	Custom system to enhance your survival adventure.
Custom Fishing	Catch rare items, treasure, and unique gear.
Quests & Skills	Embark on challenging quests and develop your skills.
Furniture	Decorate builds with custom furniture.
Grief Prevention	Protect builds with a land claiming system.
Teams	Form teams with friends and collaborate on projects
Cosmetics & Skins	Personalize character with exclusive cosmetics and skins.
PvP & Dungeons	Test skills in PvP battles or conquer dungeons for loot.
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock compatible for cross-platform play.

FAQs

Q: What makes HexSMP different?

A: HexSMP offers over 100 custom features to enhance gameplay and keep it exciting.

Q: Why choose HexSMP?

A: HexSMP is a vibrant community with regular updates, new features, and an active player base.

Q: How can I earn rare rewards?

A: Use the Referral System to refer friends and earn exclusive items and bonuses.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com to start your adventure.

Q: Where can I find more information?

A: Visit the HexSMP website, read the rules, vote for the server, and join the Discord community.

Have more questions? Feel free to ask below!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on this server, we’ve got tournaments that are so epic, even Zooey is getting involved! Join our upcoming tournaments or risk Zooey’s wrath – trust us, you don’t want to see her angry.

But that’s not all, we’ve got big meaty notes, character guides, VODs, and even DLC announcements that will blow your blocky mind. And if you’re feeling brave, join our (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby for some intense battles. Just make sure to turn off Crossplay first – we don’t want any accidental PlayStation players crashing the party.

With upcoming DLC like Vikala and Sandalphon, F2P rotations, and the latest patch notes, this server is the ultimate destination for all things Granblue Fantasy Versus. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you cross Zooey, of course.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP – Endermen Roleplay Party

Adult, creative writing, Edition, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Sensual, smp, Thread, Water’s Too Cold

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the water is so cold it’ll make your diamonds freeze! Join us for some outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or starting a llama racing league. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode! And don’t forget about our famous /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay Thread, where you can roleplay as a sexy Enderman looking for love in all the wrong places. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DisabilityCraft: No evictions, just block placements!

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Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we have a resident named Jack who is a real character! Jack has been living in our server for two and a half years after his friend mysteriously disappeared. Jack is trans, autistic, has OCD, and quit school in the 7th grade – talk about a unique player!

But wait, there’s more! Jack was just awarded disability, but hasn’t received it yet. Will he finally be able to move out and find his own place? Or will he continue to rely on the kindness of others in our server?

Join us for a crazy adventure filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building. Who knows, you might even find yourself driving Jack around on virtual public transportation! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this outrageous story – join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LoveCrafted

bittersweet, butterflies in stomach, Crush, Emotional rollercoaster, first heartbreak, first kiss, first love, growing pains, HEARTBREAK, high school sweetheart, Innocence, learning experience, LoveCrafted, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, puppy love, sweet moments, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Remember that feeling of excitement and wonder when you first laid eyes on your first love? Well, joining our Minecraft server is like falling in love all over again, but with blocks and creepers instead of flowers and chocolates.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a friendly group of players who are all wearing ridiculous outfits made entirely out of diamond armor. They start throwing enchanted potions at you and shouting “Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!”

As you explore the server, you come across a giant castle made entirely out of cake, guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying pigs. You join forces with them and together you embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the server by stealing all the diamonds and turning them into dirt blocks.

After a long and epic battle, you emerge victorious and are hailed as the hero of the server. The other players throw a massive party in your honor, complete with fireworks, cake, and a dance floor made entirely out of redstone.

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of falling in love with a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and absurd adventures? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7148	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BoomCraft: Explosive Fun!

Beirut, BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, disaster relief, explosion, explosive, fear, Fun, Humanitarian Aid, instability, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political unrest, ReBuilding, recovery efforts, social media, solidarity, Terrorism, Tragedy, Trauma, violence

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of thousands of exploding devices without actually being in danger? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most explosive Minecraft experience ever!

Our server is like no other, with insane events happening all the time. One time, a player accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT that destroyed the entire map! It was chaos, but so much fun!

We also have a special Lebanon-themed area where you can witness explosions galore. It’s like being in the middle of a war zone, but without any of the actual danger.

So come join us on this wild ride and see if you can survive the explosions and chaos. It’s a blast, literally!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FamCraft: Baby Boom Boom

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life where even family members are out to get u! but don’t worry, on our server, the only thing out to get u is the creepers! forget about real life drama and come build ur dream world with us. who needs family drama when u can have minecraft drama instead? join now for a chance to win a diamond sword and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Emeralds Found:	2436
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixel Paradis

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Pixel Paradis

Server Name: Pixel Paradis IP Address: play.pixelparadis.com – (Modpack Required) Discord: https://discord.gg/fEREqWYB6A Web: https://pixelparadis.com/

Dive into a unique Pixelmon adventure in Paradise City, a survival game where you can capture extraordinary creatures, build your own empire and forge lasting friendships.

– Vibrant Economy: – High Shiny Chance: – Legendary Missions: – Pokémon Gyms: – High Level Pokémon League:

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8488
Villages Defended:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Furry Maple Spirit Realm

Community, Cross-Play, Discord, extensions, friendly community, Furry, Furry Friendly, furry server, Game, Growing, Join, Maple, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Server List, Server Tags, Slimefun, Small, spirit realm, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

Furry Maple Spirit Realm is a small but growing furry server that welcomes anyone who wants to join Furry! We have Slimefun and most of his extensions, as well as other interesting plugins, join our discord!We hope to see you in the game~

discord:https://discord.com/invite/r8q2p86pVp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CMCraft – Vanilla server Minecraft server

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CMCraft is a free, vanilla and private Minecraft server.

To get to the server, you need to fill out a simple form in the VK community (https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla).

Our advantages:

– Vanilla. We don’t have a bunch of “cool” slag plugins, we adhere to the principle of balance between vanilla experience and comfortable multiplayer gameplay.

– Equality. Absolutely all players are equal among themselves, any form of purchased donation (even cosmetic) is absent.

– Availability. We give every person a chance to get to our project for free.

– Stability. The server runs on a dedicated machine in a reliable data center, which means high uptime and stable operation.

– History. The project has been running since 2020, and you can be sure that it will not close tomorrow.

About the server:

– We have no donations, privates, teleports, mini-games and other nonsense. The game almost completely corresponds to the vanilla survival that you are used to seeing in single Minecraft, except for the aspects necessary for stable server operation and getting an adequate gaming experience. This is the main principle of our project.

– Your role and activity on the server are limited only by the rules and framework of the game. To be a rich miner or a simple farmer, a builder or a warrior, the head of a small settlement or the leader of a great empire – it’s up to you. You won’t find any plugins for cities, clans and similar devilry here. All organization and interaction of players is carried out in a free form, without formal restrictions. RolePlay elements are present, but are not mandatory for compliance.

– We have absolutely no forms of donations. Players cannot buy admin, resources or prefixes – absolutely everyone is equal in rights. – Most of the rules boil down to the simple principle of “don’t be an asshole”. You will not be pressured by fictitious and strained boundaries.

– The administration does not interfere with the gameplay, does not use creativity or dishonest commands, all their work is transparent.

It is impossible to convey all aspects of the game on the server here, so read our rules, fill out the form at the link, come in, play and enjoy!

https://vk.com/roleplay_vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Items Found:	7571	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

“Ravencraft: Where semi, but not vanilla, with SMP, dynmap, and Java is the only way to play Minecraft at 18+”.

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Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Ravencraft Server Overview

Ravencraft is a growing semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server. We have a staff of friendly mods who have worked together for years, an expanding community of players, and an expanding map for you to explore! We are a group of adults who like to build, explore, experiment, and create together. If you’re looking for a community oriented server where you can hang out with mature folks, come give us a try!

Server Address	mc.ravensburg.org
Rules	Click here
Gallery	Click here

About Us

New map for 1.21
Periodic world border expansions
Hard difficulty
Sleep plugin to make nights go faster
Firespread is turned ON
Expanding Overworld road network & Nether tunnel system
Established donor base for high-end, dedicated hardware
Dynmap
Discord
LGBTQI+ friendly
Grown-ass adults

We’re Looking for Players Who

Are 18 and over
Don’t use hacks or cheats
Are respectful of other players
Want to hang out and chat with fun and friendly folks

If this sounds like you, we’d love to meet you! We are a greylist server, so hop on and have a look, and we’ll set you up with a quick and painless application!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Touching Grass Minecraft Server

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of being cooped up in your dark, dingy Minecraft caves all day? Well, fear not because on our server, we guarantee you’ll be touching grass in no time! That’s right, we have a special feature where every player gets teleported to a beautiful grassy field every hour to recharge their virtual vitamin D levels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops diamond-encrusted eggs for you to use as weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Dog Forest, where trees are made of hot dogs and the rivers flow with ketchup.

Join us now for a wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Come touch some grass and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Void Armor Forged:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kwab Drade’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to KWABDRADE, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of derpy llamas who have a knack for causing mayhem and mischief. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Get your groove on while dodging creepers and skeletons – it’s a real party in the mines!

3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a sheep who’s convinced he’s a secret agent. You’ll never be bored with these wacky personalities around!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABDRADE today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Items Found:	7523	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	8986
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6896
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2