YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

    Welcome to OnionMC, where chaos reigns, creativity flourishes, and our secret headquarters is in Moldova!

    OnionMC Server Overview

    Server Name OnionMC
    Basic Premise – No usernames (everyone is named like “User 1984”) – Any content allowed – Everyone is hidden to each other (can’t see nametags) – Command autocomplete is disabled (can’t tab usernames) – Anarchy creative server on a superflat world – Hosted in Moldova, the “iceland of europe”, an extremely private country – Primarily a chatroom
    Play at onionmc.net

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I use my own username on this server? No, everyone is named anonymously like “User 1984”.
    What kind of content is allowed on the server? Any content is allowed on OnionMC.
    Can I see other players’ nametags? No, everyone is hidden to each other on the server.
    Is command autocomplete disabled on OnionMC? Yes, you can’t tab usernames for command autocomplete.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Airman’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

    Airman’s Epic Minecraft Adventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Florida man on bath salts? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the sheriffs can’t keep up! Join us for a chance to dodge bullets, solve mysteries, and maybe even end up in the wrong apartment (or is it the right one?) Just like this deputy in the bodycam footage, you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’

    Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Are the Real MVP! ‘here’s what’s going to happen:’
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and witness the legendary tale of a manager who got sacked multiple times, only to rise again like a phoenix from the ashes. Just like a player respawning after getting blown up by a creeper!

    With more plot twists than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat as you navigate through the ups and downs of this manager’s career. Will he finally find success or will he end up coaching a team of zombie pigmen?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of this epic saga that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 423 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft Country VS Hypixel

    Minecraft Country VS Hypixel
    Hypixel Minecraft Country
    Large player base Emphasis on collaborative gameplay
    Wide variety of mini-games and modes PvE-only world
    Custom game modes Enhanced vanilla gameplay
    Highly competitive environment Focus on friendly and respectful community
    Premium features and cosmetics available for purchase No pay-to-win mechanics

    FAQ

    What are the main differences between Hypixel and Minecraft Country?

    Hypixel has a large player base and offers a wide variety of mini-games and modes, while Minecraft Country focuses on collaborative gameplay in a PvE-only world with an emphasis on enhancing vanilla gameplay.

    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics on these servers?

    Hypixel offers premium features and cosmetics available for purchase, while Minecraft Country does not have any pay-to-win mechanics, ensuring a level playing field for all players.

    Which server is more suitable for players who prefer a friendly and respectful community?

    Minecraft Country is more suitable for players who value a friendly and respectful community, as they uphold strict server rules and foster a positive gaming environment.

    Can I access the servers on different Minecraft platforms?

    Hypixel is accessible on various Minecraft platforms, while Minecraft Country currently supports Java Edition exclusively.

    Where can I find more information about each server?

    You can find more information about Hypixel on their website, and for Minecraft Country, you can visit their website or access in-game links and commands using the /menu or /m command.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecrafty Impact – Giggles and Gems Galore!

    Minecrafty Impact – Giggles and Gems Galore!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got more crazy events than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the “Iridescent Arataki Rockin’ for Life Tour de Force of Awesomeness” where you can rock out with your block out until May 27!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the “Vibro-Crystals Application” event until May 9, where you can harness the power of vibro-crystals to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a Discovery Collaboration Web Event called “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” live until June 15. Uncover hidden treasures and secrets while exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

    Our current character banner features Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, and Xiangling – the most legendary characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. And don’t forget about our weapon banner with Crimson Moon’s Semblance (Polearm) and The First Great Magic (Bow) – perfect for slaying mobs and conquering dungeons!

    Join our server today and you’ll receive daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll be jumping for joy like a creeper on a trampoline! And don’t forget to redeem our insane codes for even more goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of endless adventures, crazy events, and outrageous fun! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Steve’s Mystery Shack

    Crafty Steve’s Mystery Shack
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and witness the incredible feats of our legendary player, Steve, who once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one hour! How did he do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say he had a little help from some friendly creepers who were tired of blowing things up and decided to lend a hand (or three)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing skeletons, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Potions Brewed: 66
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY!  Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Booty Busters: Where Virginity is the New Diamond

    Blocky Booty Busters: Where Virginity is the New Diamond
    Are you tired of being shamed for being a Minecraft virgin? Look no further, our server is a safe haven for all the virgin gamers out there! Normies beware, we don’t tolerate any gaslighting or toxic attitudes towards our fellow virgins. Join us and let’s build a world where virgin shaming is a thing of the past. Don’t let the normies get you down, join our server and let your virgin flag fly high!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4619 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Manly Tears Minecraft

    Manly Tears Minecraft
    Welcome to the Minecraft server where men cried – not because of grief or sadness, but because they were laughing so hard at all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get us started on our annual pig racing competition, where the pigs wear tiny little racing helmets and zoom around the track at lightning speed.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Come join us and see why this is the Minecraft server where men cried tears of joy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pureland SMP: Vanilla-ish Adventures in 1.20.4!

    Pureland SMP: Vanilla-ish Adventures in 1.20.4!

    Pureland SMP Server Overview

    Server IP purelandsmp.com
    Key Features
    • Semi-Vanilla Survival
    • Community-Centric
    • Economic System
    • Essential Commands
    • Active Discord Community

    Whether you’re looking to master the economy, explore vast new landscapes, or simply enjoy a peaceful place to craft and build, Pureland SMP offers a welcoming space for all adventurers.

    Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by using the server IP: purelandsmp.com
    What kind of server is Pureland SMP? Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal plugins and a focus on community interaction.
    Are there any special commands I should know about? Yes, there are essential commands like /spawn, /sethome, /home, and /playtime that can help enhance your gameplay experience.
    Is there a Discord community for Pureland SMP? Yes, you can join the active Discord community by using the /discord command in-game or by following the provided link.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • KidlessCraft VS Hypixel

    KidlessCraft VS Hypixel

    Hypixel vs KidlessCraft

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    Large player base Can be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of game modes Can experience lag due to high player count
    Regular server events and updates Less personalized community feel

    KidlessCraft

    Pros Cons
    Small community with a professionally built feel Limited player base
    Player run marketplace Less variety in game modes
    Server events and automated lottery May have less frequent updates

    FAQ

    Which server has a larger player base?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to KidlessCraft.

    Which server offers a wider variety of game modes?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes while KidlessCraft may have less variety.

    Which server has a more personalized community feel?

    KidlessCraft has a more personalized community feel compared to Hypixel.

    Which server has more frequent updates and events?

    Hypixel regularly updates and hosts events, while KidlessCraft may have less frequent updates and events.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Blocky Booty Bay

    Blocky Booty Bay
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience the ultimate virtual adventure? Look no further, because our server is the place to be during break week!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can ride on giant turtles through a lava maze while being chased by zombie villagers wearing tutus. It’s like a twisted version of Mario Kart, but with more explosions and less bananas.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest break week of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Magic Items Found: 2562
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • LOLcraft: Where even creepers can’t stop you from smiling!

    LOLcraft: Where even creepers can’t stop you from smiling!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, wipe those tears away because on our server, YOU CAN SMILE AGAIN! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a land full of rainbow-colored sheep riding on flying pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the moonwalk.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting for you to claim them. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience pure joy and laughter? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start smiling again!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blockhead Kids Gone Wild! Join us for some Pixelated Mayhem and Madness!

    Blockhead Kids Gone Wild! Join us for some Pixelated Mayhem and Madness!

    Blockhead Kids Survival Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Seeking Staff, Streamers, and Community Builders for the Blockhead Kids Survival Minecraft
    Family-friendly cross-platform community

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server family-friendly? Yes, we prioritize creating a safe and enjoyable environment for players of all ages.
    What features does the server offer? We offer Towny Advanced, PyroMining & PyroFishing, Slimefun, and Dungeons. Additional addons include Genetichickengineering and Galactifun.
    How can I earn crate keys? Participate in server voting to earn valuable crate keys and unlock treasures and unique items.
    Is there a ranking system on the server? Yes, players can progress through ranks to gain additional permissions and access to player kits.
    How can I stay connected with other players? Players can communicate through a synced general chat in-game and on Discord.
    How do I join the server? Connect to the server at 147.135.70.69 (use port 25565 if you’re on Bedrock Edition) and enter the giant portal to begin your adventure.
    Is there a Discord community for the server? Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/p9CezepaGv for more interaction and updates.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SmokinCraft: Not as Bad as Smoking Three Cigarettes a Day Server

    SmokinCraft: Not as Bad as Smoking Three Cigarettes a Day Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant, fire-breathing chickens that guard hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary farm animals – they have been trained by evil sorcerers to protect their precious loot at all costs!

    And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about taking on our legendary boss mob, the Cigarette Smoking Dragon? This fearsome beast is said to have a deadly breath that smells like a mix of tobacco and burnt marshmallows. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical cigarette that grants you unlimited power – but be careful, smoking it too much might have some…unforeseen consequences.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1299 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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