| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!
Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.
So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3821 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!
JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay |
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| Features | Master redstone, roleplay, PvP |
| Community | Friendly and welcoming |
Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any rules on the server?
A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 8327 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6218 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?
So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 27 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.
Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?
So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 148 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.
Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
