| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9803 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
On our server, you can create your own music-themed world where you can jam out to your heart’s content without any interruptions from needy partners. No more canceling plans or lying to your family just to have a few hours of peace.
Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who understand the importance of pursuing your passions. Say goodbye to ultimatums and hello to a community that encourages you to be your best musical self.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the music set you free from relationship drama!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, so you never know when the whole thing will crash and send your character flying into the void. It’s like a surprise rollercoaster ride every time you log in!
2. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t worry, though, it’s a friendly chicken… most of the time.
3. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a horde of evil bunnies to get to it. And trust me, these bunnies are no joke. They’ve been doing CrossFit.
4. Our community events include things like “Build a house blindfolded” and “Survive a night in the Nether with only a wooden sword.” It’s like Fear Factor, but with blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery. And maybe some carrots for the laser chicken.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
We’ve had players with Alzheimer’s join and their stress response improved so much, they even remembered where they left their diamonds! True story, bro. So come on over and let us boost your NAD+ while you build the most epic base ever. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But don’t worry, we have all the resources you need to create the most epic builds and mods. From models to LORAs to ControlNet, we’ve got you covered. And if you’re not sure how to set everything up, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users. We’ll have you optimizing Stable Diffusion like a pro in no time.
And let’s not forget about the insane stories and guides we have. Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and check out our Stable Diffusion wikis for all the info you need. Plus, we have AI boorus for all your AI needs.
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that’s this wild, this exclusive, and this manly? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us and build your dream birthday party, complete with cake, presents, and no unexpected baby news. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and enjoy a drama-free celebration.
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and party like it’s your 30th birthday every day! No cancellation fees, no awkward conversations, just pure birthday bliss. See you there!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs. Dive into a world where family secrets are revealed, lies are exposed, and forgiveness is a rare commodity.
Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering the truth, just like our player who found out his sister’s husband wasn’t his nephew’s real father. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?
So come on, join our server and get ready for a wild ride that will make you grateful for your own dysfunctional family. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sister might)!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 40 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2062 | Mines Excavated: | 4205 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
