| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 867 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?
Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.
plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.
so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1820 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6363 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!
Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
