Strap on your adventure pants for the Ultimate Survival Showdown! No square brackets needed.

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Legion MC Server Overview

Server Name	Legion MC
IP Address	PLAY.THELEGIONMC.COM
Features	Custom Items, Skills System, Jobs System, Regular Events, Player-Driven Economy, Responsive Staff Team, Epic Builds and Landmarks
Compatibility	Multi-version – Java Minecraft

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why Choose Legion MC?

At Legion MC, you’re not just joining a server; you’re becoming part of a vibrant community. Our players are friendly, helpful, and always up for an adventure. Whether you’re looking for new friends or epic battles, you’ll find it here.

What Unique Gameplay Mechanics does Legion MC offer?

Legion MC offers custom features such as the Skills System, Jobs System, Custom Items, and progression system to add depth and excitement to survival gameplay.

Are there Regular Events and Challenges on Legion MC?

Boredom is not an option at Legion MC. The server hosts regular events, challenges, and tournaments including Art Contests, building contests, boss battles, and pvp events.

Is the Economy player-driven on Legion MC?

Yes, the economy on Legion MC is mostly player-driven. Players can trade with others, set up their own shops, and become savvy entrepreneurs.

Does Legion MC have a Responsive Staff Team?

Yes, Legion MC has a dedicated staff team that is available to help players with questions and provide assistance. The staff actively works to improve the server based on player feedback.

What is the multi-version Compatibility like on Legion MC?

Legion MC welcomes various different versions of java Minecraft, allowing players to join the fun no matter which version they prefer or offers the best performance.

Disclaimer: The content above is up-to-date as of April 2024, join our discord to stay in the loop!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MangaCraft: Where Rec Threads Are Welcome and Creeper Explosions Are Not

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Are you tired of endlessly searching for manga to read on your own? Are you sick of hitting dead ends when trying to find the next chapter of your favorite series? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your manga woes!

Join our server and unlock the secret to unlimited manga access. Our players have discovered a hidden portal that leads to a library filled with every manga series imaginable. From shonen to shoujo, we’ve got it all! And the best part? You can access it all with just a few clicks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Manga Guardians, a group of players who dedicate their lives to protecting the sanctity of manga translations. They’ll stop at nothing to ensure that every page is translated and available for your reading pleasure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of manga madness like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the elusive reverse search technique!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	192
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.

So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Zombie Dances:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DirtyCraft: Because Poland is Too Clean for Us!

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Tired of all those squeaky clean, perfectly organized Minecraft servers that remind you of Japan’s obsession with cleanliness? Well, look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! We embrace the chaos, the messiness, the pure anarchy of Minecraft gameplay.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.

But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	764

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Farms Harvested:	336	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server That Will Make You Question Reality

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Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you will ever encounter! This server is so epic that it will literally break the internet, causing chaos in every corner of cyberspace.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Build your dream castle, ride a flying pig, and battle a horde of evil llamas with laser eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, including the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mystical rainbow sheep.

So why should you join this server? Because it’s so unbelievably awesome that even the gods of Minecraft themselves are jealous. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly groundbreaking. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Towns Built:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	6722	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.