Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineCeleb: Recognize the Unsung!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes they were riding a pig dressed as a cowboy while battling a horde of evil chickens. Sound crazy? That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a roller coaster through a volcano, or even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins. The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Magic Items Found:	2303
Farms Harvested:	403	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MooCraft: Where Cows Outgas Creeper Farts

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lol, forget about that boring stuff, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why waste time worrying about methane emissions when you can be building a giant cow farm in our world? we got cows, pigs, chickens, and even llamas for you to raise and breed.

our server is so lit, we have a secret underground base where you can find all the rare loot and diamonds you could ever dream of. but be careful, there are creepers lurking around every corner ready to blow you up!

if you join our server, you’ll also get the chance to ride a dragon and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. who needs fossil fuels when you have a fire-breathing dragon on your side, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and leave all that boring real-world stuff behind. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7876	Dragon Eggs Found:	1089
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No Boring Server: Subpar Roleplay, Mild Mods, Poking Vigorously, Weary Whitelisters

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Cobblemonia <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/farm-vloggers-youtube/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Cobblemonia Minecraft Server

Overview

Cobblemonia is a new Minecraft server where players can embark on their own adventure in a vast and diverse world. With opportunities to join different factions and create their own stories, players can shape their destiny in Cobblemon Chronicles.

Server Information

Server Version	1.20.1
Server Type	Whitelist Only
Content Creators	Yes

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining the Cobblemonia Minecraft Server, please fill out the application form. Applications are reviewed promptly for whitelist approval.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Please refer to our server rules provided upon whitelist approval.
Can I join as a content creator?	Yes, content creators are welcome on the server.
How quickly are applications reviewed?	Applications are reviewed promptly by admins.

-Professor Tommo

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

Once you’ve conquered the chicken ninjas, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are even higher. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeon filled with traps, puzzles, and a surprise appearance by a friendly dragon who just wants to play a game of chess.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4390	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Frozen Dictator Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than Hitler eating ice cream? Look no further! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality. Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the Macarena, and villagers starting a rebellion against the players. Trust us, you won’t find a server more absurd and entertaining than this one! So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LoveCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6319
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineCrafty2024

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! In 2024, players have reported finding diamond blocks raining from the sky, pigs riding on top of creepers, and even witnessing a battle between a giant chicken and a zombie horde. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legendary hero in this wacky and wild world. So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you in 2024!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5266
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NATOcraft: Biden’s Invite

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukranian diplomats begging for nato invites before biden goes bye bye! like wtf mate, who knew minecraft had such high stakes political drama?! join now to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even score yourself a nato invite while you’re at it! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Oblivious to the Minigames

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Oblivion Minecraft Server Overview:

Game Mode	New game mode focused on team play, pvp, and strategy
Features	– Gather resources as a team – Fight unique neutral objectives – Destroy enemy’s monuments
Discord	Join the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the discord server.
Is there a specific team size for this game mode?	Teams can vary in size, but it is recommended to play with a group of friends for better coordination.
What happens if our team loses all our resources?	If your team loses all resources, you can work together to gather more and make a comeback.
Can I play solo or do I need a team?	While you can play solo, the game mode is designed for team play, so having a team is recommended for better gameplay experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1342	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Join My Minecraft Server: Add Me On Disc

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2957
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

“Why is it so common for white men to have Asian wives?” Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us for the chance to build your dream base, mine for diamonds like a pro, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we’ve got insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever heard of a player who tamed a herd of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a horde of skeletons? Or how about the legend of the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt blocks? Trust us, our server is full of surprises that will keep you coming back for more.

So why wait? Join us now and see why our Minecraft SMP is the talk of the blocky world. Just remember, when you’re here, anything is possible – even if it involves riding a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ores Mined:	7397
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CreeperChristmasTripNope

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Are you tired of family drama and being overshadowed by your cousin’s pregnancy? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free holiday season! Instead of dealing with passive-aggressive smirks and nursery set-ups, spend your Christmas building epic structures and battling creepers with us.

We promise there will be no family members laughing at your life choices or rubbing their pregnancies in your face. Plus, our server is filled with friendly players who will support you and cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why spend Christmas with annoying relatives when you can spend it with us, where the only drama is deciding which block to use for your next build? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NerdAlertMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build boring old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where players compete in epic nerdy challenges like building a life-size replica of the Death Star or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with TNT cannons!

We’ve got players who take their nerdiness to the next level, like one guy who built a functioning redstone computer that can play Minecraft within Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the player who recreated the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in pixel art form.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner nerd and join a community of like-minded Minecraft players who take their creativity to the extreme, then come join us on our wild and wacky SMP. Who knows, you might just witness the nerdiest thing you’ve ever seen IRL!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.