Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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