Sticks N Stones | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	79897	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Peen Paradise

18-30 years old, artistic expression, artistic nudity, body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, Good quality pics, High resolution images, natural beauty., No fatty girls, Nude art, nude photography, Nudify, Paradise, Peen, Photography standards, PIXEL, Slim models, young adults, Youthful bodies, Youthful models

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	4361
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Trans Gamers: Where sports scandals are left in the past and building epic worlds is the present!

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Are you tired of the same old drama in the sports world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where trans women dominate all the competitions! We have legendary tales of trans women athletes crushing their opponents with their superhuman strength and agility. Who needs real-life scandals when you can witness epic battles in the virtual world? Join now and witness the rise of the trans women sports champions!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GreenMc Network

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Welcome To GreenMc Network, #1 Indian Minecraft Network! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!Welcome to GreenMC, your go-to Minecraft destination with dedicated Indian server allocation for the best ping experience! Dive into the exhilarating Lifesteal, face off in pulse-pounding FFA, or join our special events for unforgettable moments. Our server boasts unique plugins and custom builds, enhancing your gameplay beyond the vanilla experience. Join the GreenMC family and be part of a vibrant community where fun and adventure never end!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HeavyCraft: Where the only thing heavier than our economy is our average player count of 15 online!

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HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-Win	0% pay-to-win store

Technical Details

Specifications	Description
Machine	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X in Virginia
Running On	Purpur
World Size	Main world – 90,000 x 90,000, Other worlds – 20,000 x 20,000

Links

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ

Q: Is there a world reset on this server?

A: No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks on this server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on this server.

Q: What are some key features of this server?

A: Some key features include resource worlds, live map, zero tolerance for hate speech, pet system, economy system, and more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Maestrea VS Hypixel

active community, Boss Battles, Custom Features, Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Recipes, dungeon exploration, Economy, Friendly staff, Mob Arenas, Player Economy, player interaction, player perks, player progression, PvE, Ranking system, Roleplay, RPG, Server Events, server updates, Skyblock, Survival, town-building, unique experience

Hypixel	Maestrea
Large player base	Close-knit community
Wide variety of minigames	Focus on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay
Frequent updates and content releases	Custom ranking system and perks
Active and dedicated staff team	Custom developed plugins
Well-known and established server	Custom brewing plugin with 80+ recipes

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out?	Hypixel is known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base.
How often does Hypixel release updates?	Hypixel releases frequent updates and new content regularly.
Is Hypixel suitable for competitive players?	Yes, Hypixel offers competitive PvP and other minigames.

Maestrea FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Maestrea?	Maestrea focuses on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay.
What custom features does Maestrea offer?	Maestrea has a custom ranking system, brewing plugin, and custom developed plugins.
How is the community on Maestrea?	Maestrea has a close-knit community with active staff.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyMemes – Where webms of synthetic creepers are always welcome!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t post hilarious webms of synthetic men doing questionable things? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with deepthroating black dildos and jannies who just can’t handle the madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FortuneCraft: Where every block tells a story! (screenshot this)

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Are you tired of boring old cryptocurrency servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We predict that both Cardano (ADA) and Chainlink (LINK) will drop out of the top 20 this year, and we have insider information that they will never make it back! Why waste your time with outdated tech and bloated organizations when you can join us and ride the wave of success?

Our server is so awesome that even the market sees news as a sign to offload inventory and exit positions just to join us. We have a convincing narrative that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. Plus, we have dog coins! Who needs Cardano and Chainlink when you can have dog coins on our server?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the downfall of Cardano and Chainlink while you ride the wave of success with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Old memories Minecraft server

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? Welcome to Old Memories – a magical Minecraft server without unnecessary plugins and with a friendly community! ?

? Version: 1.20.1 ?

We are not looking for mass production, but value quality. Old Memories invites true enthusiasts who are ready to invest their time in the unique world of our server.

Help in construction and receive generous rewards. Open your resource store and make money from it! ?

Voice chat will help you create unforgettable teams, and stable hosting makes the game absolutely free! ?

Join us and you won’t regret it! ?

Do you want to be part of this amazing server? Leave a request on our Discord server. We are waiting for you! ?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1