Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 131 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Void Gems Collected: 31 Endless Night Skies: 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ParentalPanicCraft

    ParentalPanicCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict “no parents allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build and mine in peace without anyone telling you what to do.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” rumored to grant the eater unlimited mining powers. Just be careful, as the bacon is guarded by a fierce army of zombie pigs!

    So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs therapy for traumatic experiences with parents when you have a server like this to escape to?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u see Kim Jong Un riding a creeper into battle against Putin’s army of skeletons. it’s like, a total war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

    and get this, Zelenskiy is there too, leading a pack of villagers into battle with his epic diamond sword. he’s all like, “N.Korea is de facto taking part in war on Russia’s side, but we got this, fam!”

    so, like, if u wanna join a server where anything can happen and the memes are non-stop, then this is the place for u. come join the chaos and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8927 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyCreeperz420

    CraftyCreeperz420
    come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes! our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us!

    we have the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with players riding on giant chickens and shooting fireballs from their eyes. and don’t even get me started on our treasure hunts – we’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a lava pit or on top of a floating island!

    if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then look no further! join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Broadband Binge Craft

    Broadband Binge Craft
    Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyFate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyFate – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

    Picture this: a group of players banding together to rebel against Halloween in the year 108! Dragons, girls, and water margins collide in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. And that’s just the beginning!

    Summon your inner warrior with our Halloween Rebellion of 108 event, where you can pick up the legendary Huyan Zhuo and lead your army to victory. But beware, the Great Void Sea Battle awaits, and only the bravest can conquer its depths.

    Need a break from all the action? Dive into our Main Interlude and explore the surface with Nautilus, because who doesn’t love a good imaginary scramble? And don’t forget to check out our pre-release campaign for the upcoming Halloween Rebellion of 108! A Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let the laughter and adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually rebel against Halloween, it’s just a fun theme for our server!)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Crops Grown: 1365
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?

    Kinomax Minecraft SMP – Where Are You Sitting?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our server where we have a movie theater in the spawn area! That’s right, you can watch all your favorite movies while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about missing any action because we have popcorn dispensers at every seat!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that roam the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery rule?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can gain access to. Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 166

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • GrampsGoneWildMC

    GrampsGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to steal your inheritance to pay for someone else’s medical bills!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and zero family drama. Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can focus on building the biggest and best creations without worrying about your dad stealing your hard-earned money.

    So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you into using your inheritance for anyone else’s benefit. It’s all about you and your Minecraft dreams on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mines Excavated: 1694
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP

    CraftyAddictMinecraft SMP
    Are you addicted to building pixelated castles in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming about mining diamonds and battling creepers in your sleep? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP server ASAP!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those golden apples were blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, granting the player unlimited health and super speed for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a pink sheep that drops diamond blocks when sheared and a zombie pigman that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!

    CompliCraft: You’re a diamond in a world of dirt!
    Are you tired of boring old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take compliments to a whole new level! Imagine telling someone their pixelated cow farm is so epic, it made the Ender Dragon cry tears of joy. Or how about praising someone’s redstone contraption by saying it’s so amazing, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join our server for the most outrageous compliments you’ll ever receive – because who doesn’t want to be told their dirt hut is the eighth wonder of the blocky world?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 926
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic

    Romeo and Juliet’s Sky Traffic
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build all day? well do i have the server for u! this server is like romeo and juliet, but with creepers and zombies instead of star-crossed lovers.

    imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a zombie horde attacks! but don’t worry, our server has special weapons like diamond swords that can take down those pesky zombies in no time.

    oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? that’s right, flying pigs! you can ride them around the server and show off to all your friends.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 339 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 48 Emeralds Found: 1098
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!

    MINEWARD – Where Villagers are NPCs, Creepers are Collectibles, and Steve is the Ultimate MMORPG Hero!
    Server IP mineward.net (1.20.4+)
    Discord https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

    Overview:

    • ⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
    • 💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
    • 💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
    • 📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
    • 🎣 Catch leviathans!

    FAQ:

    1. How do I choose a class?

    To choose a class, simply type the command “/class” in the chat and follow the prompts to select either Warrior, Archer, or Mage.

    2. Are there any custom bosses on the server?

    Yes, there are custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant, and more for you to slay.

    3. Can I customize my gear and abilities?

    Yes, you can customize your gear and abilities with full-set bonuses and jewelry slots available for your customization.

    4. How do I explore the realm and do quests?

    To explore the realm and do quests, simply travel around the server and interact with NPCs to receive quests and embark on adventures.

    5. How can I catch leviathans?

    To catch leviathans, you will need to equip specific gear and use certain tools to successfully reel them in while fishing.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 3860 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Depression Escape Minecraft Server

    Depression Escape Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being weighed down by the crushing burden of depression in your real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where the only thing weighing you down is the massive diamond armor you just crafted. Say goodbye to your sad feels and hello to building epic structures, battling dragons, and making friends with virtual llamas who will never judge you for binge-watching cat videos at 3 am. So come on, join us and leave your depression in the dust – literally, because you’ll be mining for diamonds like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Towns Built: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Random Anon’s SMP Adventures

    Random Anon’s SMP Adventures
    Oh, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens in top hats, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve the Sheep Shearer and Enderman Ed, who’s always losing his blocks. So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will! Second season? Oh, honey, we’re just getting started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggles of dealing with unwanted advice and meddling family members. Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted interference.

    Just like how this player stood up to their in-laws, you can stand up to any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and enjoy all that Minecraft has to offer.

    So come on over and join us! Who knows, you might even find a new family of friends who will always have your back, just like this player’s wife did. Don’t let anyone tell you how to play the game – on our server, you make the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Emeralds Found: 4507
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP

    InfluencerGuru – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

    Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with the likes of Steve, the legendary block-builder who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Or how about Herobrine, the mischievous prankster who once turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs with jetpacks?

    But the real reason you should join our SMP is because of our resident llama, Larry. Larry may look like your average Minecraft llama, but he’s actually a secret agent sent by the llama overlords to keep an eye on all the players. Rumor has it that he once foiled a plot to steal all the diamonds on the server by spitting on the thieves until they ran away in disgust.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a llama or two.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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