Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Divine Spears Created: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 8662
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8744 New Chunks Explored: 27253
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Putin’s Crash Course Server

    Putin’s Crash Course Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

    Homeless Sweep Fail Craft
    so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

    plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

    if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

    so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 New Chunks Explored: 351438
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Enchantments Applied: 152

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Welcome to Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc, experiments go terribly wrong, and gardens are a questionable shade of pale!

    Pandamium’s Snapshot Server Overview

    Server Type Experimental Vanilla SMP
    Updates Every new snapshot
    Features Experimental features enabled, diamond-based trading economy, friendly community, multiple towns to join
    Server Technology Carpet, Lithium, data-pack-driven
    Server IP snapshot.pandamium.eu
    Latest Version 1.21.2 Pre-Release 5
    Discord https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
    Website https://www.pandamium.com/

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How often does the server update to new snapshots? The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.
    What are some of the experimental features enabled on the server? Some experimental features include bundles, 1.21 content, dyeable bundles, minecart improvements, and more.
    Is there a reset schedule for the overworld and nether? The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
    What are some of the server features available? TPA, homes, mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, ranks, mini blocks, mob heads for all mobs and variants, custom advancements, and more.
    How can I reach out for help or support? You can contact the helpful staff team, moderators on the servers and on Discord, for any issues or requests.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lonely Date Minecraft Server

    Lonely Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being lonely and desperate for love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that you’ll find your soulmate among our blocky landscapes. Our players are all looking for love, just like you. Join now and find your player 2!

    Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to meet someone like you. Whether you’re into VNs, video games, anime, or manga, you’ll find someone who shares your interests. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who loves you for your unique qualities, like being 5’8 and underweight.

    Forget about dating apps and blind dates, join our Minecraft server and let love blossom in the most unexpected place. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of potential partners waiting for you? So what are you waiting for? Escape the hell of loneliness and join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United

    Minecraft SMP – Coop G – Crafting Crew United
    Welcome to Anger Management Edition, the Minecraft SMP where working together is the key to surviving and thriving! Join us for some epic cooperative gameplay that will test your teamwork skills to the max.

    In our world, you’ll find yourself facing off against hordes of angry mobs, treacherous dungeons, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you want to rage quit (but don’t worry, we have anger management therapists on standby).

    Previous players have faced challenges like navigating through the Nether while being chased by a pack of zombie pigmen, building a giant roller coaster that ended up launching players into the stratosphere, and accidentally unleashing a horde of angry llamas on unsuspecting villagers.

    But fear not, for in Anger Management Edition, every challenge is an opportunity for hilarious mishaps and unforgettable moments. So grab your friends (or make some new ones) and join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

    And remember, in Anger Management Edition, the only way to survive is to laugh in the face of danger and keep on building, mining, and exploring with a smile on your face. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 103
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BirthdayBash Minecraft Server

    BirthdayBash Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is served hotter than a lava pit! 🌋💥

    🎉 So, picture this: it’s your 40th birthday, and your husband plans a surprise dinner for you. But wait, plot twist! Another woman shows up, and suddenly it’s a double birthday bash! 🎂🥳

    🌸 Your niece brings flowers, not just for you, but for the other woman too. And to top it off, your husband is buying dinner for both of you! 🍽️🌺

    💔 But hold up, your husband cheated on you before, so now you’re questioning if he’s up to no good again. Is he playing you like a creeper in the night? 🕵️‍♂️👀

    🏕️ And let’s not forget the epic campout for his 40th birthday, while you’re left wondering if you’re the only one getting the short end of the stick. Is this a survival game or a love triangle? 🏞️🔥

    🤔 Join our server for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even some pixelated flowers and dinner dates. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? 😂🎮 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Star Shards Collected: 277

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeckedOutSnitchCraft

    DeckedOutSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of boring neighbors who just wave and chat over the fence? Join our Minecraft server where you can build decks without any nosy neighbors reporting you to the city inspector!

    Our server offers a thrilling construction experience where you can hammer, saw, and make as much noise as you want, even past 10 p.m.! And don’t worry about safety – our wobbly decks are built to withstand any party, even if it means a dramatic collapse!

    Join now and become the talk of the neighborhood as you show off your questionable DIY skills to your virtual neighbors. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Don’t be the nosy neighbor, be the one causing chaos instead!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health

    ADHD & Depression Craft: Gamified Mental Health
    lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we got gamified digital mental health interventions dat make u feel all better inside like a warm hug from a creeper. our studies show dat playin on dis server can cure ur ADHD and depression, especially if u a boy cuz apparently dat makes it even more effective. so come on and join us for a wild ride of blocky therapy and virtual healing. u won’t regret it, unless u do, den u can blame it on ur brain damage lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

    Crafty Anime Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga lovers!

    Join our server and witness the evolution of art in anime and manga right before your very eyes. From stick figures to masterpieces, you’ll see it all on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pixel artists who have mastered the art of creating mind-blowing anime-inspired builds. Want to learn their secrets? Join us and become a pixel art master yourself!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine building a house next to Goku or going on a quest with Naruto!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest art evolution adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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