Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Ores Mined: 1201 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal

    Hezbollah’s Redstone Arsenal
    Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Israeli Forces uncovering Russian weapons in Hezbollah’s advanced South Lebanon bunker! Like, whoa, that’s some next level stuff right there. Imagine exploring that bunker in Minecraft, finding all kinds of crazy weapons and secrets. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form. Plus, you never know what other insane adventures await you on this server. So come on, join now and let’s uncover some epic loot together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters

    ForgetfulCraft: Survival Boosters
    lol come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing up ur house. also all the diamonds u find are actually chocolate diamonds that u can eat for a power boost.

    we have a secret underground village where the villagers are all secretly werewolves and will transform under the full moon to protect u from any zombie attacks.

    if u build a house out of pink wool, u will attract a magical unicorn that will grant u three wishes. but be careful, if u wish for something too crazy like a flying pig, the unicorn might turn u into a flying pig instead.

    we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but be careful not to eat too much or u might get stuck in the maze forever.

    so come join our server and experience all the wacky and wild adventures that await u!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Runes Activated: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 FILE ERA 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 Minecraft server

    I’ve been looking for a server to play with friends for a long time, but there are only garbage dumps around?

    come to our server!

    advantages:

    1) blank card

    2) donation does not solve

    3) tube survival and nothing extra

    4) responsive administration!

    5) stability

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server

    Ninety Year Old Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server where time works in mysterious ways! On our server, you can witness a 90-year-old man turning 20 again, because why not? Who wouldn’t want to experience the joys of aging backwards while building epic structures and battling mobs? Don’t miss out on the chance to defy the laws of nature and have a laugh while doing it! Come join us and see what other wacky surprises await you in our crazy Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP

    >STALKER themed mmorpg Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our totally not creepy STALKER themed MMORPG where you can stalk your friends and enemies alike. But wait, there’s more! Not only is it free to join, but we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate stalker in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6776 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DadBodCraft

    DadBodCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Looking for a server where you can build epic structures and battle fierce mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and conquer the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in wacky events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and sheep shearing contests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a villager over the best way to mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • InternetFunMinecraftSMP

    InternetFunMinecraftSMP
    Oh, you know, just casually dominating the virtual world on our Minecraft SMP! We have a community of players who are all about that block life, building epic structures, and engaging in intense PvP battles.

    But the real reason you should join? Well, let me tell you about the time our fearless leader rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or the time we all dressed up as llamas and pranked the newbies by pretending to be a herd of wild animals.

    Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a squad of ninja villagers? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then you definitely need to join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Block TherapyCraft

    Block TherapyCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 7406
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

    Massage Mania: ADHD Relief
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 76
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

    Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]
    Server Name GalaxyVoid
    Opening Date October 20th
    Opening Time 13:00
    Website Galaxyvoid.nl

    Brief Overview:

    GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

    A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

    Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

    A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

    But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DogHouseBanisher

    DogHouseBanisher
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

    But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyBluesBeGone

    BlockyBluesBeGone
    Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

    CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!
    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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