StellarisMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Farms Harvested:	783	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6094	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5043
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Towns Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7751	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	159	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Votes:	9909

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	133755
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7081
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Animals Bred:	139

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Farms Harvested:	829	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	9496
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Votes:	9420	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

EcoCraft 2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., 3.2, EcoCraft, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economic outlook, economic performance, economic trends, Economy, euro zone, european union, fiscal policy, gdp, growth, inflation, Minecraft, monetary policy, outperforms, Recovery, Server, spain, unemployment rate

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6706	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the economy is BOOMIN like spain in 2024!!!! we got 3.2% growth every day cuz our players are just that epic. you’ll be rollin in virtual dough in no time, just like spain. build your own virtual empire and watch it grow faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. plus, we got virtual tapas and sangria for all our players cuz we know how to party like the spanish. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and watch your virtual wallet EXPLODE with riches. VIVA LA MINECRAFT ECONOMY!

CraftyAidShutdown

aid organizations, Assistance, CraftyAidShutdown, crisis response, developing countries, FOREIGN AID, funding, global health, global impact, government policies, health initiatives, Health programs, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, pandemic, pauses, public health, shutter, trump, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we got health programs shuttering left and right like a bad horror movie. trump be pausing foreign aid like it’s going out of style, so we gotta band together in the virtual world to survive.

we got crazy challenges like building hospitals out of diamond blocks and fighting off zombie villagers with golden apples. you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about the real world problems.

plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the foreign aid supplies. join us and become a master looter, pillaging and plundering to your heart’s content.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let’s make minecraft great again!

MelonSurvival

Active Admins, active owners, Arena, back, Bedrock Port, Claims, Discord, Hacks, hard mode, Head Drops, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, pay to win, Phantoms, Rtp, server ip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3359
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Emeralds Found:	2874
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Server Name	The Pale Garden
Server Version	1.21.4 (semi vanilla SMP)
Game Mode	Hard gamemode – survival
Features

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Is there a Discord?	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
What is the Bedrock Port?	19132

StreamCraft OTK & Co. 1.20.6

1.20.6, Company, Company Gossip, dead edition, Drama, Drama Edition, drama gossip, Edition, gossip, Love is Dead Edition, new love, New Love is Dead, OTK, OTK company, OTK Drama, StreamCraft, Streamer, streamer gossip, twitch, twitch drama, Twitch gossip, twitch streamer

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	New Chunks Explored:	244705
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Hey you! Yeah, you with the diamond pickaxe! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love is still alive and kicking? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server for the ‘new love is dead’ edition where we embrace the chaos and destruction of relationships in the Minecraft world.

Build your base, make friends, and then watch as they betray you in the most dramatic ways possible.

From secret affairs to backstabbing alliances, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and questioning who you can really trust.

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of heartbreak and betrayal in a whole new way!