Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
New Chunks Explored:	956327	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	New Chunks Explored:	717445
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	6973

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

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So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Java Jolt Kids Craft

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so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8278	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

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GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	80	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crops Grown:	8181
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	1073
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

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so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.