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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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