hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Farms Harvested: 312 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Animals Bred: 177 Crops Grown: 2708
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Emeralds Found: 3046
    Villages Defended: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Villages Defended: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 776834 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7546 Elemental Crystals Collected: 22
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2276 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 117 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Villages Defended: 12 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Gods Slained: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 683
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 7342
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a creeper-proof fortress to call home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server

    UNIFILCraft Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit, bro. like, u know how hezbollah launched 25 attacks from near UNIFIL posts over past month? well, on this server, we launch 25 attacks on creepers every single day! it’s like, total chaos but in a fun way, ya know?

    plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.

    and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.

    so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magic Items Found: 4667
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage

    BlazeCraft: Russian Air Rage
    join our epic minecraft server where we set russian planes on fire from over 1,000 km away just for fun! our military intelligence is top notch and we guarantee a wild time full of explosions and chaos. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the world! who needs boring old survival when you can be part of our insane adventures? let’s burn some planes and have a blast together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Potions Brewed: 143

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LLM RNA Crafters United

    LLM RNA Crafters United
    So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got all these crazy RNA sequences and stuff that will blow your mind. Like, you can design therapeutic and targeted RNA and be all scientific and stuff. It’s like being a mad scientist in Minecraft, but without all the explosions and stuff. Join now and be a RNA wizard or something, I dunno, just do it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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