StaleWaterNeverNotSitting | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Coinrushmc

Coinrushmc, Combat, Envoys, Glory, Keyalls, king of the hill, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, Treasures

“Step into the world of CoinRushMC, where every swing of your blade fills your pockets with riches! Our server offers a unique lifesteal experience, where combat isn’t just about victory, but about replenishing your life force with each strike. Explore our realm and discover thrilling features like Envoys, where treasures await the daring, intense King of the Hill battles for supremacy, exciting Keyalls for instant rewards, and so much more. Join us for an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, strategy, and endless opportunities for glory!”

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	229	Potions Brewed:	79
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crops Grown:	4830
Star Shards Collected:	156	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

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Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The cloud

Adventure, Casual, Forests, Mines, Paper, products, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

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Below is a comparison between Hypixel and the SkyFactory 4 Minecraft server by CraftersLand:

FAQ:

1. What sets Hypixel apart from SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and has an active player community. However, it can be overcrowded and experience lag spikes at times. CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server, on the other hand, has a focus on the SkyFactory 4 modpack and offers features like a grief prevention claim system and an economy system with server shops and auctions.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server typically provide regular updates and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

3. Are there any limitations or restrictions on these servers? – Hypixel may have limited customization options and can feel overcrowded at times, while SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand is limited to the SkyFactory 4 modpack and has a few banned items to maintain balance and fairness in gameplay.

4. How is the server performance and reliability? – Hypixel may experience lag spikes due to its large player base, while CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server boasts maps on a RAM drive for faster chunk load and is hosted in a Data Center in Germany with a dedicated server online 24/7 for smooth and reliable performance.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4913
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Ores Mined:	7161	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Creepin’ & Craftin’ – ‘you ruined everything’ Server: Join Now for Epic Fails & Hilarious Mishaps!

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Are you bored of playing on those boring Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned potatoes? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate Minecraft server that will blow your socks off (literally, better hold onto those socks tightly).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they became a Minecraft GOD. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, tamed a dragon as their pet, and even rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers. And guess what? They won because our server is just that epic.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Fly like a superhero, summon a herd of angry llamas to do your bidding, and even control the weather (goodbye rainy days, hello eternal sunshine).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and your socks might get blown off again).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Exoriasmp

Claims, Combat log, custom weapons, Economy, Economy System, Land Claim, PvP Survival, smp, Survival

Exoria is a Brand new Survival SMP, We published our smp around 03.04.24. We got plugins like claims, economy system, custom weapons and combat log etc.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Animals Bred:	196
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Gigachad Minecraft Server – Pimp out your builds with Richard von pepsi for a LOL-tastic time!

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp for a gaming experience like no other. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Gigachad Richard himself, a legendary Minecraft player known for defeating the Ender Dragon… with just a carrot! That’s right, he tamed it with his charm and carrot-crunching skills. – Need a break from building? How about joining our exclusive Pepsi Pimp gang, where we ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and throw Pepsi bottles at creepers for fun. It’s a blast! – Want to test your skills? We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Dodgeball” and “Zombie Spleef” where you can compete against other players for epic prizes like enchanted tacos and magic llamas. – And of course, no Minecraft server would be complete without our infamous dance parties at the Nether disco club. Get your groove on with other players while lava dancers perform jaw-dropping moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join Gigachad Richard von Pepsi Pimp today and experience Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	9227	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ores Mined:	8666	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minehut VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Minehut
Pros	Pros
One of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes Regularly updated with new content and features Active community and events	Free server hosting for anyone Easy to set up and use with cloud technology No need to worry about config files or uptime dependencies
Cons	Cons
May require payment for certain perks and features Can be overcrowded at times Some players may experience lag	May not have as many game modes or features as Hypixel Less established community and events Potential for server limitations due to being free

### FAQs

#### Hypixel: 1. **What makes Hypixel stand out among other Minecraft servers?** – Hypixel is one of the largest Minecraft servers with a wide variety of game modes and a constantly updated list of features.

2. **Are there any downsides to playing on Hypixel?** – Some players may experience lag due to the high number of users on the server, and certain perks or features may require payment.

#### Minehut: 1. **What sets Minehut apart from other server hosting platforms?** – Minehut offers free server hosting for anyone, with easy setup and cloud technology that eliminates the need for config files or uptime management.

2. **What are the drawbacks of using Minehut for hosting a Minecraft server?** – Minehut may not have as many game modes or features as larger servers like Hypixel, and there may be limitations or restrictions on server usage due to being free.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Euros: Minecraft Madness Server – Join the Eurotrip for a blocky adventure! Mobs and laughs await!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate Eurotrip adventure without leaving your computer chair! Explore digital replicas of iconic cities like London, Edinburgh, Paris, Florence, and Rome all in one server. Want to see the Eiffel Tower without the long lines? Done. Craving some gelato while taking in the sights of the Colosseum? We’ve got you covered. And the best part? No jet lag or passport required. So grab your pickaxe and let’s start exploring! Who needs a real Eurotrip when you can have a blocky one instead?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eterniamc – smp rpg

Adventure, Bosses, City Rpg, Clan, Clans, Cross-Platform Support, custom code, Custom Items, Dungeon Crawls, Engineering, Faction Survival, Factions, Leaderboards, magic system, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Professions, Progression System, Pve Survival, PvP Survival, Quests, RPG, Skills, smp

Welcome to EterniaMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits! 🚀

About Us: EterniaMC is not just another Minecraft server; it’s a dynamic universe where endless adventures await! Dive into our immersive RPG experience and discover a world like no other. With custom code and features tailored to provide the ultimate gaming experience, EterniaMC is the place to be for Minecraft enthusiasts of all ages!

Features:

🌟 Custom Code: Experience Minecraft like never before with our custom-coded features and enhancements.

🛠️ 25+ Custom Professions: Choose from over 25 custom professions and tailor your gameplay to your unique playstyle.

⚔️ RPG SMP Experience: Immerse yourself in a rich RPG experience with a thriving SMP community.

🖥️ Cross-Platform Support: Whether you’re playing on PC (Java) or console/mobile (Bedrock), EterniaMC welcomes all players!

🎯 Complete Randomly Generated Quests: Embark on epic quests that are randomly generated for endless excitement and challenge.

🏗️ Master the Art of Engineering: Craft custom machines and engineering marvels to shape the world around you.

📈 Progression System: Level up your player, professions, or machines to unlock new abilities and achievements.

🏰 Start Your Own Clan: Band together with friends and start your own clan to conquer the realms together.

⚔️ Epic Dungeon Crawls: Delve into treacherous dungeons filled with danger and mystery.

🐉 Fight Legendary Bosses: Challenge mighty bosses and claim legendary loot as your reward.

🏆 Leaderboards: Compete against others and climb to the top of the leaderboards for glory and recognition.

🧙 Unlock New Skills and Masteries: Hone your skills and become a master of your craft with our skill-based progression system.

✨ Powerful Magic System: Cast powerful spells and harness the forces of magic to overcome your foes.

🛡️ Craft Over 200 Custom Items: Explore endless crafting possibilities with over 200 custom items at your disposal.

Join Us Today: Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Join us on EterniaMC and become part of our growing community! With endless possibilities and adventures waiting to be discovered, there’s never been a better time to join the journey.

IP Address: play.eterniamc.com

Discord: Join our Discord community

Website: Visit our website

Trailer: Watch our trailer

Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	New Chunks Explored:	69549
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Animals Bred:	66	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness – Join ‘hahaa!’ Server for a LOL-tastic Good Time! PvP, Survival, Mini-Games, and More!

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Are you tired of being banned for racism on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft server where being racist is not only allowed, but encouraged! We have a special section just for jannyniggers who want to evade bans and have a jolly good time. Don’t worry about getting in trouble, because on this server, anything goes! Join now and let your inner troll out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘Who the F**k is Moot?’ Join now for epic shenanigans and chaos galore! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic rules and normal gameplay? Say goodbye to all that noise and join our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who learned how to play Minecraft by watching YouTube tutorials. That’s right, llamas! And they’re not just any llamas, they’re llamas with a secret agenda to take over the Minecraft world one block at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, sideways, or even inside out – the possibilities are endless.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just remember, don’t ask “Who the fuck is moot?” – you might not like the answer.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	393
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Earthsmp

Adventure, BUILD, collaboration, Community, Explore, Friends, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiplayer Survival, Quests, Skills, skills system, smp server, Surprises, Survival, Vanilla Survival

Discover the Netherlands’ leading SMP server, where you can experience an extensive skills system, exciting jobs, challenging quests and many other features! Join our vibrant community and immerse yourself in a world full of adventure, collaboration and surprises. Build, explore, improve your skills and make new friends as you experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Divine Spears Created:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3