yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we push boundaries like nobody’s business. we be throwing stuff, getting all up in them parasocial relationships, and having toxic chats like it’s our job. we even got swatting on the menu, cuz why not live life on the edge, amirite?

if you wanna break the 4th wall and live life like you’re constantly on stage, then this is the place for you. come join the madness and see just how far you can push the limits. who knows, you might even become a legend in the world of minecraft. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get wild together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 281 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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