Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MissileDefenseCraft

Advanced technology, anti-missile system, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, Deploy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military deployment, missile defense, MissileDefenseCraft, regional stability, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Tensions, Troops, US

lol so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like having 100 troops deploy to operate anti-missile systems in israel? well, u r in luck cuz our server is just as intense and action-packed as that! join us for crazy battles and heightened tensions that will have u on the edge of ur blocky seat. come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Animals Bred:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Nail Clipping Simulator

auditory, biology, clipping, Curiosity, Fingernails, Growing, hair, human body, Hypothesis, microscopic, nail, noise, Perception, Phenomenon, Science, Senses, SIMULATOR, Slow, Small, Sound, speculation, theory

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train ASAP! So like, did you know that on dis server, your fingernails and hair make a noise when they grow?! It’s like, so tiny and slow that you can’t even hear it, but it’s happenin’ man! And like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, bruh.

On dis server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and cows that can do the moonwalk like MJ! We even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie all night long. And if that ain’t enough to make you wanna join, then get this – we got a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks just waiting for you to find it!

So what are you waitin’ for, homie? Come join us on dis wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible and the fun never stops! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Emeralds Found:	6738
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Exploding Creepers SMP 1.21: Explosive Fun for All! Join now for a blast with friends and new adventures!

{Java IP}, Adventure, Adventures, Bedrock Port, blast, Crates, CREEPERS, Discord to Minecraft Chatting, Economy, Exploding, explosive, Friends, Fun, Geyser, Help Menu, Homes, Join, Land claiming, live maps, Pinata, Player Warps, player-owned economy, RPG, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, Viaversion, Voting Crate Key

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Lite RPG Experience	Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters
Excellent QoL	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
Voting System	Rewards with Voting Crate Key & Pinata for additional rewards
Player Owned Economy	Sell items at your own price
Cross-Platform Play	Play with friends on different MC versions via ViaVersion and Geyser
Informative Discord	Discord-to-Minecraft chatting
Custom Help Menu	Available 24/7 for assistance

Website: chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

Charged Creeper Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

Q: Can I play with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions using ViaVersion and Geyser.

Q: What rewards do I get from the voting system?

A: You will receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata for additional rewards.

Q: Is there a player-owned economy on the server?

A: Yes, you can sell items at your chosen price in the player-owned economy.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Cute but Weak Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, battle, Character, comparison, cute, defeated, envy, FANTASY, Fiction, fictional, gilgamesh, Insecurity, legend, Minecraft, Mythological, Powerful, Server, shame, strength, warrior, Weak, WEAKER

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your strength and power? Look no further than our server, where even Gilgamesh himself would be impressed by your skills! Our server is filled with cute players who may seem weak at first, but don’t be fooled – they’re just waiting to unleash their inner warriors and dominate the game. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Gilgamesh when you’ve got us?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mines Excavated:	3871	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SMP Minecraft Daily Kouiu no ga Ii Chapter 2 Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable

272021766, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 2, comfy love, Daily, Daily Kouiu no ga Ii, drinks, Friends, game online, good time, GOODBYES, Kouiu, lots of sex, love hotel, Manga, Minecraft, murata, no label, past relationships, relationship, smp, Sometimes Goodbyes and Drinks are Unavoidable, Tomoka, Unavoidable

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do what we want, when we want, with whoever we want! It’s like a love hotel for gamers, where you can build relationships and have a good time together without any labels holding you back.

Join us for some comfy love and lots of blocky adventures. Who needs past relationships when you can join us and find your new Minecraft soulmate? Maybe you’ll meet your in-game love interest while building a giant pixel art heart together.

Murata and Tomoka found each other through a game online, just like you could find your new best friend or maybe something more on our server. So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories in the world of Minecraft! Chapter 1 of your new adventure starts now.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CologneCraft Minecraft Server

10. laptop, 11. money, 12. grateful, 13. gifts, 14. ungrateful, 15. parents, 16. celebration, 17. expensive, 18. need, 19. annoyed, 2. upset, 20. Misunderstanding, 3. family, 4. dad, 5. cologne, 6. birthday, 7. college, 8. struggling, 9. financially, aita, CologneCraft, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of receiving expensive cologne for your birthday instead of the things you actually need? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where cologne costs more than your laptop! Our server is filled with diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them and sell for a profit. Who needs cologne when you can smell like success with all the riches you’ll find on our server?

Forget about family drama and join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ungrateful for is not joining sooner. Build your dream mansion out of emerald blocks, ride a pig into battle against creepers, and show your mom just how grateful you can be when you’re living your best Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn virtual riches into real-life happiness on our server. Join now and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBeastCraft

aita, allegations, BlockBeastCraft, Blocking, Charity, controversy, faking charity work, Garbage, illegal gambling, influence, Japan, kids’ food, ksi, logan paul, Lunchly, mrbeast, reputation, Son, Strict, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of questionable influencers like MrBeast and Logan Paul? Looking for a safe haven where your kids can play without being influenced by shady characters? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and zero drama. Our server is a MrBeast and Logan Paul-free zone, so you can rest easy knowing your kids are in good hands. Plus, we have a strict no-tantrum policy – because who has time for that?

So come on over and join the fun! Build, explore, and make new friends in a world free from questionable influences. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some hidden treasure or uncover a secret dungeon. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5734	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ColdWarCraft SMP

arms race, Berlin Wall, capitalism, cold war, Cold War legacy, ColdWarCraft, communism, cuban missile crisis, Eastern bloc, geopolitical tensions, global security, global superpowers, international relations, korean war, military alliances, nuclear proliferation, proxy wars, smp, soviet union, united states, vietnam war, Western Bloc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in the days of the Cold War, a group of top-secret scientists created a Minecraft server so epic, it could bring world peace. But things went awry when a rogue creeper got loose and blew up their lab, scattering the server IP across the internet. Now, only the bravest and most daring players can find it and unlock its true potential.

Join us on this wild journey as we battle evil mobs, build epic bases, and uncover the mysteries of the Cold War. Who knows what secrets lie within this server? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

YouTubeWeirdosCraft

#youtube, BIZARRE, eccentric, Fascinating, Niche, Obscure, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, outlandish, peculiar, perplexing, quirky, Random, strange, Unconventional, Unexplainable, UNUSUAL, weird, YouTubeWeirdosCraft

Are you tired of watching weird YouTube videos and not being able to share your confusion with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with bizarre builds, wacky mini-games, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Our community is made up of fellow YouTube weirdos who will not only appreciate your strange tastes but also encourage you to embrace them even more.

From recreating viral videos in pixel art form to hosting dance parties in virtual nightclubs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time watching weird stuff alone when you can join us and experience it in a whole new way? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BanCraft Minecraft Server

abstain, BanCraft, controversy, decision, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international community, international relations, Israel, letter, Minecraft, Nations, non-alignment, Politics, refusal, Secretary General, Server, Support, united nations

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. this server is so lit that even india didn’t sign a letter of support for the u.n. secretary-general after getting banned by israel. that’s how crazy and wild things get on this server.

join us if you want to be part of the most insane and unpredictable minecraft community out there. we have secret underground bases, giant rollercoasters that defy gravity, and even a pet dragon that roams around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine dancing with zombies and skeletons while a dj creeper spins sick beats. it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	8488

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NursingHomeRaid: RocketRumbleMC

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, drone attack, emergency response, Herzliya, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, news coverage, northern Israel, nursing home, NursingHomeRaid, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War, Yom Kippur

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can escape from all da craziness happenin in da real world like Hezbollah drones hittin nursing homes and rockets rainin on Israel during Yom Kippur.

On dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter to hide from all da drama and even create ur own army of llamas to fight off any intruders. We got crazy mini-games like “Dodge the Rocket” and “Llama Wars” where u can show off ur skills and dominate da competition.

So come join us on dis wild ride and let’s escape reality together in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Toddler GoBot Fun Land

2-3 year olds, children, custom robot, early childhood development, foam-padded robot, Fun, GoBot, increased activity, interactive play, Land, motor skills, movement, physical activity, playmate, Playtime, research, robot playmate, room, study, Technology, Toddler, toddlers, wheeled robot

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robot playmates for ur toddlers, fam! imagine ur lil munchkins runnin around da room, gettin all hyped up and active with a toddler-sized GoBot. dis ain’t no regular server, dis da place where ur kids gonna be doin backflips and cartwheels while playin minecraft, all thanks to our foam-padded robot homies. join now and watch ur toddlers level up in real life and in da game, yo! #robotplaymates #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Chick Flicks Minecraft Server

acceptance, age gap, Authenticity, chick, Diversity, Exploration, FANTASY, flicks, Intimacy, Lesbian, lez out, LGBTQ, media representation, Minecraft, misconceptions, older chicks, porn, relationships, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, taboo, younger chicks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with flying pigs, talking sheep, and diamond armor that shoots lasers.

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary block of cheese, and build your own castle made entirely out of candy.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Nice For Once Minecraft SMP

affirmation, appreciation, compassion, compliments, Empathy, encouragement, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Nice, Positive reinforcement, positivity, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-care, smp, Support, Uplifting, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone is a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the cool cats and meme lords out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos! Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you’re feeling down and need a pick-me-up, don’t worry! Our players are always ready to shower you with compliments and boost your self-esteem. You’ll never have to feel unappreciated again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCreeperWedding

adult children, aita, communication breakdown, confronting family issues, courthouse wedding, CraftyCreeperWedding, emotional distress, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., financial assistance, financial burden, financial struggles, Inconvenient Wedding, lack of compassion, long distance family, passive aggressive behavior, sibling relationships, Ultimatum, wedding costs

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your son’s sudden wedding plans and focus on building your dream virtual world instead.

With our server, you can create a magical courthouse wedding on a Thursday, invite all your virtual family members, and make them wear green without breaking the bank. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your son asking for half the cost of a plane ticket – because in our Minecraft world, everything is free!

So come join us and let go of all the stress and frustration. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast mining, crafting, and exploring in our wacky Minecraft server? Let’s build a world where family conflicts and financial burdens don’t exist – unless you count the cost of virtual diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!