Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
Love Letters Sent: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Farms Harvested: 604
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2602
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyRejects

    CraftyRejects
    Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Enchantments Applied: 119
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyHalalCafe

    CraftyHalalCafe
    so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Animals Bred: 129
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Farms Harvested: 295 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MenacePixelmon

    MenacePixelmon

    Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

    Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8959 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Items Found: 8049
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons

    Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net  Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons now loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

    Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the server about? The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
    What mods are included in the server? Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

    Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

    Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

    Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 305 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

    Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

    Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

    So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CookCraftCo

    CookCraftCo
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

    Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed

    RegretfulCraft: No Prostitute Villagers Allowed
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can battle dragons with nothing but a carrot, ride pigs into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Our server is so epic, even men who lost their virginity to a prostitute have found solace and redemption here. That’s right, our server is so magical, it can even heal the wounds of a broken heart!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Magic Items Found: 3258 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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