SpyCraft: HouthiHijinks

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Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Yemen’s Houthis are talking about it! They say we have an ‘American-Israeli spy cell’ running around causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, we’re just here to have a good time and mine some diamonds!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those Houthis what real Minecraft fun looks like!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9780	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Emeralds Found:	3638	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3015
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	5839	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1127	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Crops Grown:	1909
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shroomy Mindcraft: No Atheist-Believers

altered states, atheism, AtheistBelievers, belief status, belief systems, Cognitive Effects, cognitive enhancement, cognitive perception, Consciousness, Entities, hallucinogens, mind perception, mind-altering substances, mindcraft, Perception, psilocybin, psychedelic experiences, psychological effects, religious beliefs, research, Shroomy, spirituality, study

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got psilocybin mushrooms growing like crazy in the virtual fields! you wanna boost your mind perception while building epic structures with your virtual friends? well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

we got a recent study that found out that taking these trippy mushrooms will make you see things in a whole new light, but don’t worry, you can still be an atheist if you want! we ain’t gonna force no beliefs on you, just come have a good time and expand your mind while crafting and mining like a boss!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even have a spiritual awakening while fighting off creepers and zombies. ain’t no other server like ours, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Items Found:	2901	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

#youtube, battlefield, challenge, commentary, DRAG, Entertainment, Fail, funny, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, internet, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Ridiculous, ridiculous video, smp, social media, UNBELIEVABLE, Video, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.