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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gods Slained:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Crops Grown:	5594
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3785
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Farms Harvested:	217
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	385998	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6448
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7838	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	911	Holy Grails Found:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Farms Harvested:	567
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2