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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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