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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ores Mined: 7845
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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