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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
Holy Grails Found: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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