so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Love Letters Sent: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GTAMC-Reborn

    GTAMC-Reborn

    Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • netherlite

    netherlite

    Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 29
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

    BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Animals Bred: 159
    Farms Harvested: 175 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7655 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineCraftWholesomeness

    MineCraftWholesomeness
    Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Villages Defended: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

    TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness
    lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

    Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys
    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

    So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Zombie Dances: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Dimension Hops: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Emeralds Found: 3471
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Ores Mined: 7926

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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