so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns that poop rainbows and, like, dragons that give out free diamonds.

if you join this server, you will, like, instantly become a millionaire in minecraft coins and, like, be able to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your butt.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, have a good time? it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, it’s, like, totally worth it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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