Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7871 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3269 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 141 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 106143 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
