Tired of boring old rectangular laptops? Well, our Minecraft server is the answer to your prayers! We’ve got sovl (whatever that is) galore and trackpad buttons for days. And don’t even get us started on the mystery of who took them away in the first place. Join us and uncover the truth behind the missing sovl in the most outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Crops Grown: 8479 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 25

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 New Chunks Explored: 887585
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 492
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9316 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

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    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3638 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4684 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 248
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AutisticSisRageCraft

    AutisticSisRageCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and unexpected guests taking over your virtual apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to plan a cabin trip with your sister and her new girlfriend, while also dealing with her constantly blaming her actions on her “overwhelming autism.” Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and still have a good time? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    And don’t worry about rushing your sister to make important decisions, because on our server, we understand that her autism makes her immune to deadlines. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the drama unfold as you try to maintain your sanity in the midst of it all.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level – join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP

    LieCorp Inc. Minecraft SMP
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you diamonds but only give you dirt? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in virtual chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one of them and see what happens!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll reward you with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be hanging out with llamas and partying with creepers? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Zombie Dances: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold

    CraftyCash vs. 9to5Gold
    Are you tired of the mundane grind of a normal job? Do you dream of building your own empire in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and receive a whopping $500k in cash to start your very own virtual business. From selling virtual diamonds to creating a virtual amusement park, the possibilities are endless! Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world of endless creativity and adventure. Join us now and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5302 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where ex-Trump advisers are like, totally helping us grow our server! They’re spreading misinformation about Russia and stuff, but who cares when you can build epic castles and battle creepers with them, amirite? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all our rare diamonds and emeralds. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever! #FakeNews #MinecraftMadness 🤪🚀🔥

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Crops Grown: 9610 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ToropetsTakedown

    ToropetsTakedown
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more missiles than russia and more drones than ukraine! we stockpile all the best weapons and go to war every day, blowing up everything in sight. if you want chaos and destruction, this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of TNT. join now or miss out on all the explosive fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Animals Bred: 167 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Justice: Death or Life

    Blocky Justice: Death or Life
    join our epic minecraft server cuz we got diamond blocks growin on trees and creepers that do the macarena when they explode. we got villagers that tell dad jokes and cows that drop chocolate milk.

    our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.

    if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.

    come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 5677
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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