Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Is there an active Discord community? | Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP. |
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.
That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 31683 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.
Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.
Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.
So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.
so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.
people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?
elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?
join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| World Map | Click here |
| Proximity Chat/Voice Chat | Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice |
| Discord to Minecraft Chat | Connect with the community through Discord |
| Active community & staff | Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators |
| No /tpa, /home, etc. | Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience |
| Enforced Rules | Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members |
You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!
Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3
To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.
The server is for players aged 16 and above.
There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.
Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.
Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
