SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	2938	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9471	Star Shards Collected:	163
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	270011
Star Shards Collected:	133	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	165	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8766
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Emeralds Found:	4008
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Meteorites Collected:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5396

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

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Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

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Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1