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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8085 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 90 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
