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| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 19 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 173 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
