Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

    Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

    ””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

    So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7163 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

    Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 208
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyBeautyLand

    BlockyBeautyLand
    Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

    Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

    But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 29 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 New Chunks Explored: 406308

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

    KimCraft: Redstone Revolution
    join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Potions Brewed: 100
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Ascended Not Noticed

    Ascended Not Noticed
    join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 3330
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Fire Factions

    Fire Factions

    Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Falling into the Void: 1 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Dimension Hops: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

    Blame The Parents Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7802 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

    The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

    So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Farms Harvested: 206
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Zombie Dances: 6 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

    GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key
    Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

    So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Runes Activated: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
    Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8207 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Vanilla Vibes SMP

    Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ores Mined: 5092
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Synthrunner

    Synthrunner

    Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

    Features:

    OneBlock Mode: Start on a single block and expand your island as you wish. Economic system: Trade, sell and buy resources – build your empire! Challenges & Quests: Complete exciting missions and receive exclusive rewards. Anti-Griefing Protection: Build safely and without fear of theft or destruction. Active Community & Events: Take part in regular events and become part of our growing community.

    Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Love & Peace Minecraft Server

    Love & Peace Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

    Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

    But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

    Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Potions Brewed: 152
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Farms Harvested: 848
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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