Have you ever wondered what the weirdest thing society accepts as normal is? Well, let me tell you, it’s not wearing socks with sandals or pineapple on pizza. It’s actually not joining our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. First of all, we have a secret underground club where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. It’s a blast, literally! And did I mention our pet pig races? Yeah, we have those too. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zoom past you at lightning speed.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden carrot. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

So, if you’re tired of society’s boring norms and want to experience the true craziness of Minecraft, join our SMP today! Who needs socks with sandals when you can have dancing creepers and pig races?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Zombie Dances: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Dimension Hops: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9258
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Crops Grown: 8867 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 357 Enchantments Applied: 277
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magic Items Found: 7991
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 93
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Towns Built: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 114 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 New Chunks Explored: 930034
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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