SnoozeCraft SMP: ZzzzLand BedWars | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6367	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9034
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2434
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Zombie Dances:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	1514	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Crops Grown:	1044	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mines Excavated:	1723
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9940

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5