New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 95/300 Votes: 527
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Villages Defended: 9
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

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  • CakeCraft Minecraft Server

    CakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3049
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 447
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with cake-making drama and sibling shenanigans! Just like the time my brother tried to make a cake but was too scared to use the oven, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server. Plus, we have a strict chore rotation policy, so you’ll never have to worry about getting stuck with extra dish duty just because you helped bake a cake. Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server!

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  • CraftyXmasDinnerDrama

    CraftyXmasDinnerDrama
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 9456
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in standing up for ourselves like a boss! Just like the time when one of our players told her husband in front of his dad that she couldn’t make an early Christmas dinner. Talk about a power move!

    Join our server for epic moments like these, where communication skills are put to the test and drama unfolds like a TNT explosion. Who needs a Christmas feast when you can feast on the drama instead?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper on a sugar rush, look no further! Join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, always speak your mind, even if it means causing a little chaos along the way. See you in the game!

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  • GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    GiftGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 3815
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was just mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken rode in on a pig and started throwing cake at everyone. It was insane!

    But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret treasure hunt where you have to follow a trail of rainbow sheep to find a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And if you find it, you get to ride a flying unicorn around the server for a whole day!

    Plus, the admins are like super chill and always hosting events like llama races and chicken jousting tournaments. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nose. It’s lit, fam.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding creeper). Let’s get crafting, y’all!

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  • MineCraftLifeValues

    MineCraftLifeValues
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 210
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 76 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 4393 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you value building epic structures with your bare hands? Do you value battling it out with creepers and zombies in a quest for survival? Do you value making friends with virtual pigs and cows? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you absolutely must join our Minecraft server!

    Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? We’ll provide the materials. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, we can’t guarantee that one, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

    So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • HostageCraft Minecraft Server

    HostageCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 2931
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have 11 male hostages demanding to be freed as part of the first stage of our crazy deal! why join? because where else can you find a server with such intense drama and high stakes? come join the chaos and see if you can help negotiate the release of these hostages while also building the most epic minecraft creations ever! hurry, before the hostages start building their own secret base and take over the server!

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  • PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition

    PreggoCraft: Bird Flu Edition
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3813
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mines Excavated: 3508
    Farms Harvested: 901 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server where pregnant women and unborn babies get bird flu and DIE?? well u have now!! come join our server for the ultimate challenge – try not to die from bird flu while building ur epic minecraft creations!! trust us, it’s a real hoot (get it? bird flu? hoot? lol) so come on down and see if u have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!! #birdfluchallenge #minecraftmadness #dontcatchthebirdflu

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  • Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline

    Ladies in Blocks: Memory Decline
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 4743
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most sexist states fighting for dominance! Watch as women’s memory declines faster than a creeper exploding in your face! It’s like watching nine years of cognitive aging happen in real time, but with pixelated blocks and funky avatars! Join now for a wild ride of sexism and memory loss, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Anarchy Network

    Anarchy Network
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 3711
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Dimension Hops: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Anarchy Network!

    Launch Date October 11th, 2024
    Location New York City, NY, USA
    Minecraft Version 1.10 – 1.21.4 (recommended: 1.21.3)
    World Border 1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)

    The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft. It is online 24/7 and allows Griefing/PvP with the only non-vanilla action of /spawn for players far out.

    FAQ:

    1. Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?

    While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.

    2. If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?

    This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

    If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server:

    Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

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  • Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1

    Adventures of the Lost 1.20.1
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7390
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Ores Mined: 9961
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like if UQ Holder met a creeper and had a baby. It’s like a time-traveling adventure where you can self-insert and ruin the timeline in the most epic way possible. Join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and questionable decisions. Don’t question it, just join and embrace the madness!

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  • Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

    Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 6609
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 7973
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

    But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

    So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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  • Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

    Rent & Bills Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1043
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 New Chunks Explored: 376562

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

    Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

    Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

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  • BoomerRageCraft

    BoomerRageCraft
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2457
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyChicksServer

    CraftyChicksServer
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3412
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dimension Hops: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

    So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • EUtopiaCraft

    EUtopiaCraft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 4294
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 136

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

    oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

    and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

    so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

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  • Advanced Monkey Business Server

    Advanced Monkey Business Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2579
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Falling into the Void: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2102 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

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