SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Farms Harvested:	643
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	1068
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Potions Brewed:	103
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	1321
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

StepmomTearsCraft

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, father daughter relationship, Grief, infertility, mother figure, parenting, relationships, Respect, stepfamily, StepmomTearsCraft, stepmother, stepmother-stepchild relationship, stepmother’s feelings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Enchantments Applied:	288	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	271777	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

Accountability, Assertiveness, borrowing money, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial disputes, financial independence, financial responsibility, generational differences, MomOwesMeDadPaysUp, money management, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, resolving conflicts, seeking advice, seeking perspective, seeking validation, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trust issues

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyRichPlayz

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4825

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

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So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	81	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.