Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Dragon Eggs Found: 7430 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 91 Herobrine Sightings: 7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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